Be One of the First to Play Nosgoth

Listen:

Once the vampires from Nosgoth take arms against the humans, I am going to run to the vampires and be like, “I want to live forever! Why are we fighting?”

Then, the humans will be all, “Stupid, WASDUKian, we die.”

So, I’m like, “Exactly, shouldn’t we all live forever together? Did Belinda Carlisle go solo and release the best power-ballad of all time for nothing? No. NO! Oh, baby, do you know what it’s worth? We’ll make heaven a place on Earth! Sing it!”

That’s how it’ll be. Why? Shut up! That’s why!

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